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【网络喷子】维斯布鲁克砍35 14 21|我喜欢维斯布鲁克 即便反感他的情况下因为我深爱着他

Russell Westbrook Tonight: 35/14/21 on 14/26shooting, 4/6 from three and 3/5 from the line

威斯布鲁克在今夜击败步行者的赛事中砍下了35分14篮板球21助功,投球26投14中,三分6投4中罚篮5投3中。


[–]Infamous_Syllabub_45 2597 指標 6小時前

2 steals and a block too

Lord

And only 4 TO

也有2断球1篮板哦,天哪,仅有4次出错!

[–]LakersItsGettinBreesy 1742 指標 6小時前

I was told by r/NBA that he’s a washed volume player and that triple doubles are meaningless though

湖人队足球迷:吧友们跟我说维斯布鲁克是个数据信息软毛刷,他的三双沒有什么意义。

[–]Infamous_Syllabub_45 1410 指標 6小時前

Lmao

He also now has the most triple doubles in Wizards history

太搞笑了,他如今早已是奇才队史三双王了。

[–]Netsaydee123 640 指標 6小時前

He's also averaging another triple-double right now lol

It'd be the 4th time in 5 seasons if he holds on.

篮网足球迷:他如今已经达到又一个賽季场均三双,假如保证得话,这将是维斯布鲁克近五个賽季第4次达到.

[–]Grizzliesdrokihazan 1365 指標 4小時前34

people keep talking about how everyone gets triple doubles now and this is commonplace, but nobody is ACTUALLY doing this shit except Russ. I'm not saying no one else will have a triple double for a whole season for another 40 years or anything, but averaging one for a full season 4 out of 5 seasons? Are you kidding me? this shit is not happening bro. if nikola jokic can't do this shit, if lebron can't do it, who the fuck can? only russ apparently.

the guy is a statistical anomaly and all anyone wants to fucking do is talk about TS%. he creates like a billion points a night and is a one man wrecking crew on the court, grabbing more rebounds than jesus while being no bigger than me. he's an aberration to every statistician's rules, and all he gets is fucking criticism. he should be hyped more.

also he wears stupid fucking clothes i would never be caught dead in, and makes them look cool, so you know he's that dude

森林狼足球迷:大家一直在说如今足球运动员都能拿三双,三双变成常态,可是确实沒有第二个人会保证维斯布鲁克做的事。我并不是说将来40年没人能达到賽季场均三双,但是持续五个賽季4次达到呢?兄弟,这不容易再发生了!假如约基奇做不到,勒布朗詹姆斯也做不到,那谁会TM的能保证?很显而易见,仅有维斯布鲁克!

维斯布鲁克是个数据信息怪,但是任何人都TM想探讨他的真正投球准确率。他每一个夜里造就出那麼分多,在场中身先士卒,身型还没有我又高又大,却抓下了比主耶稣还多的篮板球。他是全部统计分析标准的除外,常常网站被黑得遍体鳞伤,他非常值得被大肆宣扬。维斯布鲁克还会继续衣着那类我一辈子不容易穿,丑到批爆的衣服裤子,但他看上去便是很帅,这就是维斯布鲁克!

[–]ThunderOUScotty 243 指標 4小時前

I'm here for all of this.

雷庭足球迷:我是来找这句话的!!

[–]Raptorskevin_nguyen03 107 指標 4小時前

For real. All the media does is put him in a bad light with his shooting being bad and him never being able to lead a team to a good playoff run. But he is incredible in terms of putting up those numbers on a consistent basis, but he only ever gets shit on.

探底回升足球迷:你觉得的没有错,全部的新闻媒体都是会负面信息地报导维斯布鲁克。哪些投球不太好咯,没法领队在NBA季后赛搞出好主要表现咯,但他或是常常搞出这种难以置信的数据信息,随后再再次被别人黑。

[–]thesaucewalker 20 指標 3小時前

The league is filled with good shooters and their pleasant TS%. Only one Russ Dub

同盟里不缺投球好真正投球准确率好看的人,可是维斯布鲁克只有一个。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 338 指標 7小時前

In his first year with the team lol

独行侠足球迷:维斯布鲁克来天才的第一年就摆脱了队史记录,哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]Infamous_Syllabub_45 454 指標 7小時前

He’s only played 37 games for them

精确而言,维斯布鲁克只求天才打过37场赛事。


[–]hqppp 512 指標 7小時前

Good to see more regular Bestbrook appearances

很高兴见到大量“NBA常规赛非常龟”的主要表现

[–]Pistonsthe_infinite 70 指標 6小時前

Live by the Bestbrook,

die by the Worstbrook

活塞杆足球迷:非常龟让我觉得生,废弃物龟让我想自杀。


[–]ThunderQuileGon-Jin 1625 指標 7小時前

I love Russell Westbrook. Even when I hate Russell Westbrook I love Russell Westbrook.

雷庭足球迷:我喜欢维斯布鲁克,即便当我们反感他的情况下因为我深爱着他。

[–][CHI] Luol DengMorethanlikely 144 指標 7小時前

That is the best way of explaining being a Russ fan.

小牛足球迷:它是表述为何变成维斯布鲁克足球迷的最好方法。


[–]Strictly4MyNipples 459 指標 7小時前

I knew he gon take a dumbass three in the clutch, shouted at my screen, he took it over the best shot blocker in the game, swished it, I sighed of relief an then he did the exact same thing again i love this man to death

我明白他会在紧要关头下手一记槽糕的三分,对着显示屏大声喊叫,随后变作为全场最佳篮板手,对着敌人摇摇头,因为我能松了一口气。随后他又再度干了一样的事儿,我确实爱死了这个男人了。

[–]Enough-Alfalfa 61 指標 6小時前

I cant not watch him. His highs are deadass the highest and unfortunately his lows are pretty low too. But i wont stop till this dude retires

我不能看维斯布鲁克打篮球,他打得好的情况下是真TM好,悲剧的是他打得差的情况下差得没边了,不管怎样我能一直看他打篮球,直至他退伍截止。

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooktayroarsmash 192 指標 7小時前

Ah see, you haven’t learned. He gets super boosts in clutch time. It’s inexplicable but you can feel better about those shots in the clutch than any other point in the game.

雷庭维斯布鲁克足球迷:一下吧,你要沒有意识到,维斯布鲁克在紧要关头的主要表现早已拥有非常大提高。我也不知道该怎么解释,可是能觉得出去维斯布鲁克在紧要关头的投球觉得比基本時间更强了。

[–]WizardsLiftingJourney 41 指標 6小時前*

He's been quite unclutch this season from the eye test (stats may prove me wrong), but that just might be the DC culture kicking in.

天才足球迷:我的判断力跟我说,新赛季的维斯布鲁克投球释放压力多了,数据信息很有可能证实我是错的,也是有很有可能他是受了美国华盛顿文化的影响。

[–]Wizardsthinkrispys 10 指標 4小時前

He's shooting 37.5% (6/16) from 3 in the last 5 minutes of games within 5 points.

And he's shooting 42.9% (3/7) from 3 in the last 2 minutes of games within 5 points.

He's also 1/1 on last second gamewinners.

天才足球迷:维斯布鲁克在赛事最终五分钟分数在五分以内的三分投球16投6中,准确率37.5%;最终2分钟分差在五分以内的三分投球7投3中,准确率42.9%;最终1分钟的制胜球1投1中,准确率100%。

[–]Maverickstammutiny 39 指標 6小時前

Shockingly his clutch stats are good on nba.com from at least a shooting prospective. That's not normal for him

独行侠足球迷:真令人诧异,至少从投球层面看来维斯布鲁克紧要关头的主要表现还挺不错,这对他而言正异常。

[–][OKC] Paul Georgehenriquerfm 19 指標 5小時前

It was in his mvp season, man was taking down double digit leads in the clutch by himself and hitting a shit ton of game winners

雷庭乔冶足球迷:别忘记这个男人MVP賽季的情况下,以一己之力紧要关头创建起二位数的优点,击中了一大堆的关键球。


[–]Thunderawritemate 40 指標 7小時前

Tbh the best part about Russ leaving is that I love him more when has a good game, but don’t really care if he doesn’t.

雷庭足球迷:老实巴交讲,有关维斯布鲁克离去雷庭最赞的一部分取决于,他打得好的情况下我还是爱她,他打得不太好也和大家雷庭没啥关联。

[–]306born 26 指標 7小時前

It’s like having an ex. Sometimes it’s nice to see them having a good life but other times you see them do some shit that reminds you why it’s better that you’re apart from them now.

这种感觉如同谈恋爱分手之后的前男友,有时很高兴见到她们过得好,但有时见到她们干些牛粪事,觉得是在提示自身为何当时分离是聪明的决策。

[–]Thunderyccbarry 302 指標 8小時前

This has gotta be one of Russ’s top 3 performance in his career so far, which is really saying something with how many ridiculous games this man has.

雷庭足球迷:这次赛事的优异主要表现能排入维斯布鲁克现阶段职业发展的前三名,另外这也代表着这个男人搞出过是多少荒诞的主要表现。

[–]Netsoutbackjesus8 145 指標 8小時前

This game, the 20 20 20 game, and the 57 point triple double vs Orlando

篮网足球迷:前三名:这次赛事、20 20 20非常三双(2019年应对湖人队)、应对魔术师砍下57分加三双。

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsBlu3fury 191 指標 8小時前

Have to put the Denver game in. 50 point triple double to break Oscar's record and a buzzer beater. His #1 game without question.

雷庭足球迷:务必把应对开拓者拿到50分三双那一场算上,摆脱了奥斯卡奖-罗伯特森的记录,并且还击中了压哨制胜球,这毫无疑问是维斯布鲁克职业发展的第一名。

[–][OKC] Hamidou DialloA_Lax_Nerd 41 指標 6小時前

I will watch highlights of that game on my deathbed. Best thing I've ever seen live.

雷庭足球迷:我临终前会再看一遍这次赛事的修容锦集,这是我看了最赞的一场比赛视频直播。


[–][OKC] Steven AdamsMonkeyFL3X 1754 指標 9小時前

smh he forced his teammates to get open and make their shots just so he could pad his assist numbers

雷庭足球迷:摆头,维斯布鲁克逼着自身的同伴找位置,下手投球,便是为了更好地让自身的助功刷上来。

[–]ThunderOKCBaller035913 463 指標 8小時前

And Steven Adams was boxing out the entire pacers team so he could get rebounds

雷庭足球迷:拉塞尔卡好位,基本上把他人都挤压了走内线,为了更好地让维斯布鲁克取得篮板球。


[–]PistonsTuqiDuque12 927 指標 9小時前

You should ad the most impressive stat : won a game starting next to Jerome Robinson, the worst player in the league

活塞杆足球迷:还有一个印像最深入的数据信息必须提,维斯布鲁克带上同盟最烂足球运动员——杰罗姆-范霍恩先发都赢下了赛事。

[–]WizardsDan__Glesak 362 指標 7小時前*

But he’s the best player in the league at looking like Brock from Pokémon, so... he’s got that going for him. .

可是杰罗姆在有点像神奇宝贝里的小军这些方面是同盟最好,它是他的优点。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRottenSmegmaMan 97 指標 7小時前

Jerome looking like Brock is the sole reason why I wanted him to be a good player.

探底回升足球迷:杰罗姆有点像小军是希望他打得更强的唯一缘故。


[–]ThunderBBallHunter 801 指標 9小時前*

My man just won with Jerome Robinson as his backcourt partner.

This is one of the best statlines this year.

雷庭足球迷:我的男人刚和杰罗姆-范霍恩搭挡中前场都赢下了赛事,它是他2020年最好数据信息之一。

[–]TripleDubs00 99 指標 8小時前

Literally yesterday when someone posted about him avg a triple double. The whole thread was saying it doesn’t translate to wins

就在昨日,一堆人仍在探讨维斯布鲁克又达到了场均三双,全部贴子都是在说维斯布鲁克拿三互利共赢不上球。(有关连接:【网络喷子】维斯布鲁克又场均三双|看多了枯燥无味&对战维斯布鲁克祷告他多投球)

[–]ThunderNotoriousHothead37 65 指標 7小時前

They hate to Google how much wins he's had when he has a triple-double. Fuck those nephews.

雷庭足球迷:她们就不愿意网上查下维斯布鲁克拿三双的赛事获胜是多少,这种浑蛋。

[–]CelticsLordHussyPants 21 指標 7小時前

i don't know what the stat is but i assume it's really fucking good

湖人足球迷:我也不知道实际的数据信息,可是我想应当非常棒。

[–]ThunderNotoriousHothead37 58 指標 7小時前

According to statmuse, he has won 75.9 percent of games that he recorded a triple-double.

雷庭足球迷:数据统计表明,维斯布鲁克拿到三双的赛事,足球队的赢率达到75.9%。

[–]Celticsiam_acat 13 指標 6小時前

So, if anything, the Wizards need Westbrook to post triple-doubles at an even greater rate to have any chance of sniffing .500. Yikes.

湖人足球迷:那麼如果可以的话,天才应当让维斯布鲁克搞出三双的頻率高些,那样她们的赢率或许还有机会超出50%。


[–]Lakerscesga_0218 168 指標 9小時前

The only other 30pt, 20ast, 10reb game is by Magic Johnson way back in 1988.

湖人队足球迷:此外一次30分20助功10篮板球的主要表现,要上溯1988年的魔法师罗伯特。

[–]BrowseAccount69 35 指標 8小時前

And Russ had more points, more rebounds, and more assists.

维斯布鲁克的评分、篮板球和助功比魔法师罗伯特都需要多。

[–]HeatJbanks08 93 指標 9小時前*

Oscar did it too I gotta look up the date

Edit: Dec 11 1961 32/15/20 vs Chicago

nba热火足球迷:奥斯卡奖仿佛也保证过,我去查查日期,是1961年12月11日应对小牛拿到32分15篮板球20助功。


[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookDogInAPostOffice 605 指標 9小時前

17 4th quarter points baby.

雷庭足球迷:第四节每节17分,我的小宝贝。

[–]LakersDonaldtrumpet6543 270 指標 9小時前

The 21 assists to 30 points is whats absurd lol. That's some wilt statline

湖人队足球迷:那30分21助功并不是更吓人,哈哈哈哈哈哈,这真是便是德雷克斯勒的数据信息。

[–]Thunderokiewxchaser 254 指標 8小時前

Fun fact, Westbrook and Wilt are the only two players in NBA history with 20-20-20 games

雷庭足球迷:对你说个有意思的数据信息,维斯布鲁克和德雷克斯勒是NBA在历史上仅有的俩位搞出过20 20 20主要表现的足球运动员。


[–]Cavaliersmmmmmmbop31 365 指標 9小時前

I am here for Russell Westbrook love

勇士足球迷:我这儿是为了更好地表述我对维斯布鲁克的爱。

[–]BullsSchrinedogg 10 指標 7小時前

Me too man...me too...came straight here after the game lol

小牛足球迷:朋友们,我是我是,赛事一完毕我也立即冲过来了,哈哈哈哈哈。


[–]Tampa Bay Raptorsclam46 172 指標 9小時前

People really thought the Wizards lost the trade. Russ may not be what he was but he's much better than Wall, even more efficient and a better playmaker at this point.

Rockets didn't lose the trade either, they got a future asset and they got a better player for a team wanting to tank. Wizards got the better player for a team wanting to win games.

探底回升足球迷:大家认为天才换得维斯布鲁克亏掉,维斯布鲁克很有可能不会再是过去的维斯布鲁克,可是他比沃尔许多了,高效率高些机构也更强。火箭弹该笔买卖也没亏,她们获得了将来财产,沃尔也确实更合适一支摆烂的团队,维斯布鲁克更合适天才这类想进球的团队。

[–]Thunder504090 119 指標 9小時前

People who are otherwise rational NBA fans, tend to throw logic out the window whenever Russ comes up. It’s pretty insane.

雷庭足球迷:这些在别的层面很客观的足球迷,一旦遇到维斯布鲁克的事儿就越来越沒有逻辑性了,这确实很瘋狂。


[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 435 指標 9小時前

Documents

NBA

Greatest player of all time

Russell GOATbrook

探底回升足球迷:文档>>NBA>>历史时间最好足球运动员>>拉塞尔-历史时间最好龟

[–]MavericksVanWesley 140 指標 9小時前

"If you can't handle me at my Worstbrook, then you don't deserve me at my Bestbrook"

独行侠足球迷:“假如你不可以承受废弃物龟,那你就不值得拥有非常龟。”


[–]skidabs 49 指標 9小時前

I still can't believe we got Westbrook for Wall.

我还是没法坚信大家用沃尔换成了维斯布鲁克!


[–]RaptorsDavidKirk2000 66 指標 9小時前

When Russ is on (and I realize that that doesn’t happen as much as it used to) he’s EASILY a top ten player on the planet, no question.

探底回升足球迷:当维斯布鲁克打开了电源开关(我明白这类状况不象之前那麼普遍了),他很轻轻松松做到同盟前十的水平,这不容置疑。

[–]jokermayfield 45 指標 9小時前

Who else in the league is really capable of that kinda stateline?

同盟里谁会能做到这类情况?

[–]RaptorsDavidKirk2000 43 指標 9小時前*

Harden, Jokic, and LeBron. That’s it.

探底回升足球迷:杜兰特、约基奇和勒布朗詹姆斯,我不相信爱情。


[–]ThunderGiellelekelke 110 指標 9小時前

When he’s hitting step back threes like at the end he’s unguardable

当维斯布鲁克能击中欧洲步三分,如同赛事最终环节那般,他就防不了了。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookBareFox 40 指標 9小時前

Those threes at the end made me audibly gasp in joy in my work break room lmao. This dude is so great.

雷庭足球迷:最终那好多个三分看得我还在休息区里激动得喘不过气,太搞笑了,这混蛋确实棒!

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