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【网络喷子】庄神入湖人队|搞好小乔丹别做大梦&抢篮板传出便是好球

[Wojnarowski] Once Andre Drummond clears waivers at 5 PM ET, he intends to sign with the Lakers, his agent Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tells ESPN.

安德烈-德拉蒙德的艺人经纪人Jeff Schwartz告之ESPN,庄神在国外东部时间中午五点,度过回应过后将和湖人队签订。


[–]PistonsAttorneyAtLion 4067 指標 8小時前

Contenders love their former Pistons

活塞杆足球迷:冠军团队都喜爱她们的前活塞杆足球运动员。

[–]NBAurfaselol 2025 指標 8小時前

Reggie Jackson, Drummond, Marcus Morris, Markieff, Luke kennard, KCP are all in LA now lmao

雷吉-杰克逊、德拉蒙德、马库斯-雷蒙德、马基夫-雷蒙德、卢克-肯纳德和波普(前活塞杆足球运动员),如今她们都是在洛杉矶市了,太搞笑了。

[–]KnicksSVWerder46 1178 指標 8小時前

We have Rose and Bullock...

湖人足球迷:大家也有利文斯顿和雷吉-布洛克……

[–][PHI] T.J. McConnellAaronDidntMessUp 630 指標 7小時前

Knicks/Lakers finals confirmed

凯尔特人足球迷:湖人和湖人队将会师总决,实锤了!

[–]KnicksWeysting 340 指標 7小時前

Please continue talking

湖人足球迷:会讲话你也就多讲点。

[–]CelticsCreatiScope 149 指標 6小時前

I can’t believe y’all got me to root for the Knicks but here we are. Knicks win title over the Lakers 4-1.

湖人足球迷:真难以相信大家能让是我适用湖人的不理智,行吧,湖人决赛4:1战胜湖人夺冠!

[–]Lakerscatkoala 111 指標 6小時前

As long as they beat the Nets, I don’t even care

湖人队足球迷:只需湖人能过去了篮网这关,大家并不在意决赛打谁。

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 86 指標 6小時前

It's amazing the friendships being formed this season

探底回升足球迷:这一賽季敌队足球迷中间产生的友情真令人诧异。

[–]Lakersdisterb 50 指標 6小時前

the enemy of your enemy is your friend

湖人队足球迷:敌人的敌人便是盆友。


[–]76ersQCWiggins 173 指標 8小時前

Sixers will sign Will Bynum & Rodney Stuckey tomorrow

凯尔特人足球迷:凯尔特人明日就需要签订维诺-拜纳姆和罗德尼-斯塔基(活塞杆退伍足球运动员)。

[–]PistonsThousandtree 104 指標 7小時前

The Rockets have Christian Wood, Avery Bradley, and DJ Augustin. And the Pistons have a bunch of future former Pistons.

活塞杆足球迷:火箭弹也有菲尔德、布莱德利和DJ-奥古斯丁,活塞队内有很多将来将变成前活塞杆足球运动员的人。

[–]Knickssreekvish123 47 指標 8小時前

Protect Grant and Plumlee!

湖人足球迷:赶快维护好大家的伯格和普拉姆利吧!

[–]76ershappyhappy7 32 指標 8小時前*

Shit!!!

Knew we shouldn’t have gotten rid of Tony Bradley.

We coulda met the quota with Tobi & Tony

凯尔特人足球迷:槽糕!就了解大家不应该送出托尼-布莱德利,再加上托拜亚斯-桑德斯大家本能够做到平均线的。

[–]Nuggetsmartinap 9 指標 11小時前

Maybe the power also works if we give the Pistons two former players???

开拓者足球迷:假如活塞杆给大家两位足球运动员,大家也可以获得buff加持吗???

[–][MIL] Khris MiddletonMyPancakesRback 7 指標 10小時前

Milwaukee has Khris and had DJ Augustine for a bit

雄鹿足球迷:雄鹿有米德尔顿,以前也有过一段时间DJ-奥古斯丁。

[–]PistonsJaerba 1012 指標 8小時前

If there's anyone who can get Drummond to finally accept his role as a rim runner, it's Lebron.

But I'm still not holding out hope.

活塞杆足球迷:假如说有谁可以让德拉蒙德安安稳稳接纳自身空接吃饼的人物角色,那么就仅有勒布朗詹姆斯了。

[–]Knicksdsturm 943 指標 5小時前

Said Andre Drummond

湖人足球迷:德拉蒙德查拉图斯特拉。

[–]TheSwagonborn 415 指標 5小時前

to which, his coach answered?

庄神对为什么说的,他的教练员问起的吗?

[–]Knicksdsturm 373 指標 5小時前

Essentially a big man that can just run from one rim to the other quickly and focus strictly on defense, shot-blocking, rebounding, catching lobs, etc. Before Drummond was benched he commanded the ball down in the low post and was really ineffective and nowhere near efficient. In Detroit and Cleveland, they would run set plays for him and he’s just not very good at executing. Now in LA and not being the main guy he can operate like a rim runner.

湖人足球迷:德拉蒙德实质上是一个能迅速从足球场这一端跑到另一端的高个子,能致力于防御、篮板、篮板球和空接这些。在他打替补队员以前,他会在底位要球可是高效率不高,乃至可以说基本上沒有高效率。在活塞杆和勇士的情况下,足球队会紧紧围绕他打战略,殊不知他的执行能力也不太好。现如今赶到湖人队,他不会再是主要参赛选手,能够踏踏实实吃吃饼。

[–]TheSwagonborn 91 指標 5小時前

oh, i see. that sounds promising. i hope they can make it happen.

原来这般,听起来还很非常好呢,希望他可以主要表现得非常好。

[–]Knicksdsturm 80 指標 5小時前

They should be able too. I mean LeBron and AD already command so much attention from defenses. Drummond (just realizing he is the new “AD” in town) hasn’t been in a situation like this before. He’s certainly skilled enough and Bron knows how to get the best out of his teammates.

湖人足球迷:问题不大,勒布朗詹姆斯和理查德森早已吸引住了另一方绝大多数的防御专注力,它是德拉蒙德(才发觉庄神的简称也是AD,洛杉矶市的新AD)先前从沒有遇到过的状况。庄神的技术性毫无疑问没什么问题,并且勒布朗詹姆斯也了解该怎样最大限度变大同伴的工作能力。

[–]Supersonicsrjcarr 37 指標 5小時前

Think guys in LA last year like Javale and Dwight. You're never actually giving them the ball to run a play, but they're there to rim protect, set screens, and dunk an occasional lob.

亚音速足球迷:看一下上年湖人队的高个子低价和霍华德吧,从不会把球给他打战略,可是她们却认真地搞好了维护篮框、挡拆的工作中,有时候还能空接扣个篮。

[–]Supersonicsmortrendrag 13 指標 4小時前

Vintage DeAndre Jordan, current Rudy Gobert, sometimes Clint Capela. Guys who create space in the pick and roll by rolling hard to the rim. No postups, just screens, dunks, and rebounds on offense.

亚音速足球迷:庄神将来便是复古时尚版小乔丹,服役版武切维奇,间断性卡佩拉,挡拆中造就室内空间下顺进攻篮框就可以了。不用投球机遇,便是挡拆、暴扣及其抢攻击篮板球,完了了。


[–]Pelicanslegend023 2618 指標 9小時前

Watch he balls out at LA and some dumb team gives him 20 million again

鹈鹕足球迷:看见吧,德拉蒙德在湖人队打一会球,便会有愚昧的团队再给他们一年2000万的合同书。

[–]PistonsAZF1 108 指標 12小時前

Congrats Magic fans on your new franchise max player Andre Drummond! Dwight 2.0!

活塞杆足球迷:恭贺魔术师足球迷,大家将迈入一位新的顶薪足球运动员——德拉蒙德!詹姆斯2.0时代到来!

[–]Emperor_Cheeto21 1783 指標 12小時前

Bron made trash ass Mosgov get paid. Drummond salivating at what he could become LMFAO

湖人队足球迷:勒布朗詹姆斯能让莫兹戈夫这类菜狗都取得大合同书,德拉蒙德早已急不可耐了,太搞笑了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantrferg3 684 指標 11小時前

Bron came to the Lakers as an apology for that

湖人队足球迷:因此勒布朗詹姆斯来湖人队是为了更好地给莫兹戈夫的大合同书致歉。

[–]LakersParanoides 7 指標 10小時前

Apology accepted

湖人队足球迷:大家接纳勒布朗詹姆斯的致歉。

[–]LakersPAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 486 指標 11小時前

signing Mozgov was the only way Lakers were able to land LBJ

湖人队足球迷:签订莫兹戈夫是湖人队获得勒布朗詹姆斯的唯一方法。

[–]BucksSBFVG 119 指標 12小時前

Absolute brick brained management made mosgov get paid LMFAO

雄鹿足球迷:给莫兹戈夫大合同书的高管,脑壳一定被砖块拍了,太搞笑了。

[–]LakersOscar_322418 179 指標 11小時前

We're still paying Deng lmfao

湖人队足球迷:大家仍在给鲁尔-邓发薪水呢,哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantkai_123 122 指標 12小時前

If Drummond can average something like 12-12 on a winning basketball team (or better yet Championship team if it happens) he is defo getting decent amount of money in FA.

湖人队足球迷:假如德拉蒙德在一支能进球的团队,场均取得12 12的数据信息,如果可以的话最好是还能再拿个冠军,那麼他变成球员后毫无疑问能取得一份非常好的合同书。

[–]Raptorsslamdunk23 72 指標 12小時前

Any team giving him more than the MLE would be a mistake. Drummond can be very solid when no plays are run from him which should be the case once the lakers are healthy. Hopefully he doesn't pick up bad habits while Lebron and AD are out

探底回升足球迷:一切一支队伍给庄神超出中产阶层充分必要条件的合同书全是不正确的,当湖人队全体人员身心健康后他就不容易是另一方关键对于的足球运动员,此刻庄神能够有很平稳的充分发挥,期待勒布朗詹姆斯和理查德森伤缺的情况下他不容易沾染哪些不良习惯。


[–]Lakerswhiskeynrye 1217 指標 12小時前

We legit only need him to rebound lol.

湖人队足球迷:大家实际上只必须德拉蒙德去抢篮板,哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]NBAurfaselol 196 指標 12小時前

Bron needs to convince him to be Deandre Jordan and not try to be Hakeem

勒布朗詹姆斯必须去说动他变成小乔丹,不必想要去变成奥拉朱旺。

[–]JazzCompleteFish 202 指標 12小時前

When he was with the Pistons, he tried to be Jason Kidd.

爵士舞足球迷:当他依然还在活塞杆的情况下,他想变成的是贾森-怪盗基德。


[–]Jazzagentzerosmyhero 337 指標 12小時前

Honest question, does Drummond just get boards or does he also box out in order for his teammates to get some as well?

爵士舞足球迷:认真地问个问题,德拉蒙德是总是自身抢板,或是说也会为了更好地给同伴抢板机遇在篮底卡部位?

[–]PistonsJaerba 114 指標 11小時前

His team's on/off rebounding % gets marginally better with him on the floor. It's a pretty small difference, way less than Gobert in most years.

活塞杆足球迷:庄神所属足球队当他到场时篮板球率是更强的,可是和不在场时差别并不算太大,绝大多数時间沒有武切维奇做的好。

[–]Lakershenryofclay 107 指標 10小時前

Well when you compare someone that’s the best in the league at something yeah haha.

“He’s not as good as Steph, but he can shoot.” Well yeah, no one is as good as Steph.

湖人队足球迷:如果你拿某一方面和同盟里这些方面最成功的人较为时,哈哈哈哈哈。

“他能投球,可是投得沒有杜兰特准。”这不是空话吗?没人比得上杜兰特的投球更优异。

[–]Lakersboymeetsinternet 111 指標 12小時前

Maybe get us a few put backs too

湖人队足球迷:或许庄神还能帮大家打进一些二次攻击。

[–]SupersonicsR9_is_never_coming 270 指標 12小時前

He mostly rebounds his own missed putbacks lmao

亚音速足球迷:他绝大多数的篮板球全是二次攻击没打进去后再抢的,太搞笑了。

[–]LakersHydroThermia 85 指標 12小時前

Well now he can put back KCP and Wes he’ll be beyond satisfied

湖人队足球迷:是的,如今他将有大量的二次攻击机遇,劳申伯和马修斯会达到他的。

[–]Lakersbackboarddd1_49402 690 指標 12小時前

AD/AD frontcourt

湖人队足球迷:湖人队构成了“双AD”小禁区搭挡。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsJohn_Lives 191 指標 12小時前

Block party is back

探底回升足球迷:火锅店盛会重归!!


[–]LakersWhatTheRickIsDoin 1501 指標 12小時前

He's perfect to rebound all our bricks

湖人队足球迷:庄神的篮板球对大家的“铁匠铺”而言,太美好了。

[–]Mavericksjfrodriguez1983 952 指標 12小時前

He's also perfect to rebound all his misses too

独行侠足球迷:对他自己的投球而言,也很极致。

[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiMillionaire007 142 指標 12小時前

As long as he passed it out and doesn't try to put it back, you're good.

独行侠足球迷:只需德拉蒙德抢到篮板球就传出,不必惦记着自身装进去,大家就成功了。

[–]Cavaliersalthegreat1221 181 指標 11小時前

Yeah about that...

勇士足球迷:确实如此……

[–]BubbaTee 65 指標 11小時前

Haha, Drummond passing, good one

哈哈哈哈哈哈,我已经有代入感了,庄神传出了!好球!

[–]Netsregnagleppod1128 28 指標 12小時前

What if he does it on purpose to pad more rebounds?

篮网足球迷:假如庄神有意不传接球自身攻,就为了更好地抢大量的篮板球呢?

[–]WarriorsChickenfriedricee 55 指標 11小時前

You gotta pad the stats to get the max

nba勇士足球迷:他得刷到漂亮的数据信息,那样才可以有顶薪合同书。

[–]LakersJimmytheGent2020 22 指標 11小時前

Wes Matthews gonna be helping get Drummond a new contract then.

湖人队足球迷:马修斯能协助庄神取得一份新合同书。


[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 2416 指標 12小時前

Now everybody wanna play for the nets and the Lakers? Let's go back to being competitive and going at these peoples!

探底回升足球迷:如今每一个人都想加盟代理篮网和湖人队吗?使我们越来越更有市场竞争观念,战胜这种报团的人吧!(吐槽詹姆斯以前发表的twiter,相关信息连接:【网络喷子】KD曾吐槽足球运动员报团|杜兰特成大哥篮网成非常足球队 KD图啥)

[–]Super 8米agecombat54 162 指標 12小時前

kd criticizing kd

wait a min....

它是詹姆斯在指责詹姆斯,这些,哪儿不太对……

[–]RaptorsSplitLipGrizzlyBear 170 指標 12小時前

Scarlett Johansson LeBron James I will drink ur bathwater”

探底回升足球迷:“黑寡妇斯嘉丽-罗伯特詹姆斯-勒布朗詹姆斯,我觉得喝你的洗脸水。”

[–]LakersPAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 33 指標 12小時前

I'd buy LeBron James' bathwater and boil hotdogs in it

湖人队足球迷:我想买勒布朗詹姆斯的洗脸水,随后用它来煮热狗香肠。

[–][MEM] Stromile SwiftKptKrondog 17 指標 9小時前

i just vomited a little bit.

你将孔子整呕吐。


[–]Grizzliesjackbob99 406 指標 12小時前*

Might as well retract half the teams because none of the players wanna play there.

森林狼足球迷:同盟那么下来比不上撤除一半的足球队吧,总之也没人想要去那边打篮球。

[–]BullsWearAMask2020 112 指標 11小時前

I'm against expansion for this very reason.

小牛足球迷:正是如此,.我抵制同盟提升足球队。

[–]Grizzliesjackbob99 89 指標 11小時前

Expansion would be a shit show, because there isn't anywhere to expand to that the star players would ever want to sign to play at.

森林狼足球迷:提升足球队会越来越很槽糕,没什么别的的地区会让篮球明星们想要去打篮球。

[–]BullsWearAMask2020 62 指標 11小時前

Right- unless the league wants to add a 3rd team to LA/NY or give Miami a second team, they just shouldn't bother.

小牛足球迷:正确的答案,除非是同盟准备在洛杉矶市或纽约市添加第三支足球队,或是让迈阿密再多一支,不然就不要担心这一了吧。

[–]Grizzliesjackbob99 282 指標 12小時前*

I'm from Memphis. We Got AI once. Only for him to quit before he even played a home game. That's how much he wanted to be in Memphis.

Iggy refused to play and wouldn't even show up period.

森林狼足球迷:我是孟菲斯人,我们曾经获得过艾弗森,結果一场上海cba赛事都还没打他就需要离开了,这充分体现了他有多不愿在这里打篮球。伊戈达拉来啦以后也不愿意打,乃至亮相都不愿意。

[–]Kingsdelamerica93 64 指標 11小時前

We got Jason Terry in a trade and he refused to play for us. Totally feel you.He got boo'd every time he came back after that

君王足球迷:大家还买卖获得过杰森-皮雷斯,他回绝为大家打篮球,口直心快。从那时起,他每一次来君王上海cba打篮球都是会被嘘。

[–]JazzWeberStateWildcat 112 指標 11小時前

Deron Williams tried to recruit people to the Jazz while he was playing in the Olympics. He recently said on a podcast that he couldn't get anybody on board with the idea. The writing was on the wall that he was going to play for another team at some point, despite what happened with Jerry Sloan.

爵士舞足球迷:圣烨-威廉姆斯以前用过打夏季奥运会的情况下,为爵士舞征募足球运动员。他近期在播客上提及了,他没法说动他人来爵士舞。不管他与马赫尔-斯隆教练是否有发生争执,他早晚都是会去此外一支足球队打篮球,它是明摆着的。

[–]Hornetssmitteh 6 指標 9小時前

in my alternate reality Kobe stayed a Hornet. I go there often

某足球迷:在我的幻想中,科比·布莱恩特会留到某打篮球,我都常常去上海cba看他。


[–]LakersJonuhten 455 指標 13小時前

We were the 2nd most hated team for a nice few days. Now we might be back in first!

湖人队足球迷:近期近几天很幸福,大家变成同盟里第二被反感的团队,但是如今大家很有可能又得重归第一!


[–]Pistonsdroolingtortillas 129 指標 12小時前

I admittedly haven't followed NBA as much as I used to because it makes me so sad, but hasn't everyone here always joked about how Drummond isn't any good and he's just a stat padder? Do people here still think that or has everyone changed their minds now that he's on a good team?

活塞杆足球迷:我承认我已经沒有之前那麼关心NBA了,由于赛事让我很难过。难道说这儿的每一个人并不是都是在吐槽德拉蒙德不行吗?他早已变成数据信息软毛刷了?大家一直都那么觉得,或是说由于他赶到一支优异的团队就更改了观点?

[–]LakersKobeBeatJesus 100 指標 12小時前

I think he can be a decent big body to pull in rebounds and protect the rim with athleticism that Gasol doesn't have and "size" that Trezz doesn't have. I'd certainly rather play him against Jokic and Ayton come playoff time than to ride AD, Gasol and Trezz into the ground against the best of the NBA. He serves a purpose at the right price.

湖人队足球迷:我认为庄神会打的非常好,凭着小加索尔沒有的健身运动工作能力和哈雷尔沒有的身型来维护篮球框及其抢篮板。NBA季后赛我自然更想要使他去对合约基奇和艾顿,而不是派上理查德森、小加索尔和哈雷尔去雷区肉搏战,他能搞出合乎身家的主要表现。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsXerneous12_ 90 指標 12小時前

LeBron made Mozgov look like an all star and got him paid. He can make Drummond look like a HOF honestly. Lob city is back

探底回升足球迷:勒布朗詹姆斯能让莫兹戈夫看上去像明星赛,帮他拿一份大合同书。勒布朗詹姆斯就能让德拉蒙德看上去像nba名人堂,空接之城重归了!

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